Does Michelle Obama Have Bad Farts?

Michelle Obama, who wants to regulate children's diets because she thinks parents can't do it on their own, was made to sound like a Mexican food porker by Barack during Cinco De Mayo celebrations at the White House. By the way, why is the White House celebrating a Mexican holiday for? Anyway, Barack warned the crowd at the White House, "you do not want to be between Michelle and a tamale."

Either the FLOTUS who spends her time preaching to parents about proper nutrition for their children is a real porker or she gets bad gas that you don't want to be anywhere near.