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Thank God for Metallica: Metallica Helped Kill Osama Bin Laden


Lars Ulrich may hate that Metallica will be forever part of American history as more than just one of the heaviest metal bands of all time. While Obama takes ulimate credit for the capture of Bin Ladin, let's give the real credit where credit is do. James Hetfeld, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammett, Cliff Burton, Jason Newsted, and Robert Trujillo should all be awarded some kind of medal of honor. Well, let's not include Ulrich in that. He seemed a little pissy about our military using Metallica's music for the harsh interrogation of radical Islam.



Yes, remember when the American people learned that Metallica's music was used to get information from key Al Qaeda operatives about the whereabouts of Al Qaeda and Osama Bin Laden? That's right, Metallica may have helped lead Obama to kill Osama Bin Laden.

Let's give Metallica a shout out today as Osama Bin Laden supposedly, because Obama told us it's true, swims with the fishes.



And Lars, don't let this go to your head. I still think you are a panty waste, especially after turning your fans into the feds during the Napster controversy. James, you will always rock!