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The Real Story of How Obama Hunted Down Osama Bin Laden


Michelle Obama gave Barry a new PS3 for May Day, a day of communist celebration. She wasn't sure what video games to buy for him, but one caught her eye--The Hunt for Osama Bin Laden. After 16 hours of sleeping on it, Obama figures out you can find cheat codes on the Internet that allows you to skip levels.

In the end, Osama Bin Laden was a pixelated corpse, bloodied with a fractured skull.