Now With Osama Bin Laden Out of the Way, Obama Can Focus on Jonas Brothers and Maybe Justin Bieber

“The Jonas Brothers are here; they’re out there somewhere. Sasha and Malia are huge fans; but boys, don’t get any ideas. Two words for you: predator drones. You will never see it coming. You think I’m joking?” Barack Obama 


Obama tough on terrorism, but he will have to sleep on it first knowing Planned Parenthood is there to save the day.


"...just in case little Sasha and Malia make a mistake in life."