The Metropolitan Grill Proudly Announces the Return of Billy Beer: Served Exclusively at the Metro Grill for Mafia and Man Nights

To honor the promotion of one of the Metro Mafia's own into Congress, the Metropolitan Grill announces the return of Billy Beer. This limited edition brew was passed off from one idiot to another, and features Billy Long's exclusive signature of approval stamped right on the can. Billy Long has had this beer brewed up just for him and his ego, and it's perhaps the best beer pistol packin' Billy Long has tasted since drinking Billy Beer with his Greenwood friends while teaching Little Bear to roll over in the 1970s. And he's tasted a lot. The Metropolitan Grill and Billy Long think you'll like it too. Remember, that's Billy Beer for this special occasion.

Guaranteed to kill a lot of brain cells just like the Billys who drink it! "Lots of things about the health care bill that are good," Billy Long, Joplin debate.