Oh, never fear, PETA has Osama Bin Laden chocolate bars so you can bite off his head without actually eating meat. You can just pretend you are eating flesh in these fun-filled chocolate squares. The fun never ends with these radicals.
If you're a little hungry after being up all night watching the news and chanting "USA! USA!" we've got the perfect snack for you: PETA's "Bin Laden Bites" chocolates.
When we sent these delicious dairy-free chocolates to troops in Afghanistan a couple of years ago, they were great for cravings and target practice. Now we're sending them to the Navy SEALs who took the terrorist down in order to show our appreciation.
At least their heart is in the right place this time. I bet those Navy Seals eat lots of protein in the form of meat that gave them the strength to carry out this mission. Something tells me they were rewarded with surf and turn on the ship when they returned. Ironic, isn't it.
Now for the a rule five PETA beauty.
Would you even care about PETA if it wasn't for their sexualization of their radical message? Probably not. They wouldn't even be on the map today if it wasn't for naked skin considering their real agenda.
