Gay Caveman Should be the Talk of Gay Bars and Homo Erotic Chatrooms Everywhere

Archaeologists believe they have found the first gay caveman. I am not kidding? Did they did him up at a gay cavernous gay night club with what resembled a caveman resemblance of Village People records? How else would they know he was truly gay?

Here's your answer:

The male body – said to date back to between 2900-2500BC – was discovered buried in a way normally reserved only for women of the Corded Ware culture in the Copper Age.

The skeleton was found in a Prague suburb in the Czech Republic with its head pointing eastwards and surrounded by domestic jugs, rituals only previously seen in female graves.

"From history and ethnology, we know that people from this period took funeral rites very seriously so it is highly unlikely that this positioning was a mistake," said lead archaeologist Kamila Remisova Vesinova.

"Far more likely is that he was a man with a different sexual orientation, homosexual or transsexual," she added.

A transsexual gay cave man? I wonder what this means for the Geico commercials. I mean this could revive the commercials and perhaps give the failed TV show new life--Queer Eye for the Cave Guy. UGH! UGH UGH!

HOMOSEXUALITY, SO EASY EVEN A CAVEMAN CAN DO IT, perhaps? Let's hope not. Sounds like to me these archaeologists just wanted some press. It would be hard to prove the caveman was truly gay, and they might be dishonoring his parents with this claim. Slander anyone?