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| The TSA leaked one of the new Congressman-elect's naked body airport security scan. |
Breaking: Billy Long claimed he was fed up with everything in Washington. Apparently, he isn't fed up with soft tyranny in Washington. The TSA has leaked Billy Long's naked full body scan from the airport that was taken during his travel to freshmen orientation for new Congressmen. Long, who claimed to be fed up with everything in Washington, walked right through the scanner and complied with the directions of the TSA.
When asked about why he went through the naked full body scanner, Long said, "our government is doing a good job of protecting us from terrorism despite the loss of liberty and that I wasn't going to let a 'swisher' from the TSA touch my junk anyway." He noted, "these checkpoints are in part thanks to Republican leadership, and I am in no position to question the same people I am now in bed with and the special interest that donated to my campaign."
Seriously, for the record, Long made no comments during the election about being fed up with the Republican created and Obama stimulus funded Department of Homeland Security and the TSA. Why not?
